Webisode 1 of Weirdo Wednesdays: “lulilulelindia Shares Her Big Dream”
Weirdo Wednesdays! Even weirdos can find a way to do what they dream.
Welcome to another wacky, totally fictional webisode of “Weirdo Wednesdays” starring Bonnie Jean Schaefer as lulilulelindia verickent, ‘grammarnotarian.’
(Weird Note: Because lulilulelindia is a grammarnotarian, the transcript of her speech in the webisode will have no capitalization or punctuation.)
hey there my name is luli verickent im 16 and live in the united states of america just so you know my friends call me lulilulelindia for short but thats without a capital l
you see im a grammarnotarian i dont believe its right to capitalize any letter of any word seriously when you capitalize a letter it makes that whole word look more important than the other words around it and thats just seriously not right
another thing i believe as a grammarnotarian which for some reason my teachers have a serious problem with is that punctuation should never be used ever because all sentences are equal
seriously when you end a sentence with a question mark it makes that sentence not look as smart as a sentence that ends with a period and when you end a sentence with an exclamation point that sentence is like ten times more exciting than one that ends with a period or a question mark letting one sentence be more exciting than another is just wrong in so many ways
seriously dont even get me started on commas or semicolons or apostrophes who can figure out where all those go anyway I mean
(interruption from off screen)
what oh i guess i was getting off track my big dream is to be a travel around the world person when i grow up and now that im a silver member of the dream doer league and get to play the champion creator game i finally get to learn how make my big dream come true thats why i am seriously excited about starting my first mission on monday
you should seriously join the dream doer league too you get all kinds of free stuff as a bronze member including the entire audio book of the super cool young adult novel the dream doers and the summer of secrets so you dont even have to read it seriously i listened to it and loved it the characters inspired me to get serious about living my dreams which is why i upgraded to the silver division because i wanted access to all the champion creator game missions i just hope the missions dont make me use capital letters and punctuation or im going to have a hard time actually making my dreams happen
We’ll check back in with Lulilulelindia in a few weeks to see if she’s making any progress toward achieving her goals. She does have a few weird quirks, but as long as she follows through with the missions, she’ll be able to find a way to do what she dreams.
Weird quirks or not, you can find a way to do what you dream, too. Life is really much more fun when you set goals and take action to make them happen. To help you set those goals and achieve your dreams, I want to give you three FREE gifts, including the audio book of The Dream Doers and the Summer of Secrets.
All three gifts are waiting for you at www.TheDreamDoers.com. Click and claim them now!
To your dreams,
Bonnie Jean
